I'm Jesus Christ                  copyright (c) 2005 Laramie Crocker

now you don't know
what you're talkin about
you don't know who 
you're talkin to

and you ask me to tell you
but I don't know why
you can't handle 
the truth   [D]

Now i told you the first time 
and I'll tell you again
do unto others
as you would have them do unto you

love thy neighbor 
as thyself
love thine enemy 
too

turn the other cheek
feed the hungry, and give to the poor
now why was that so
complicated

    CHORUS
    I'm jesus christ
    yeah I'm back my friends
    I've been questioned, arrested, 
    strung up once again
    same planet
    same people
    same low class shit
    but mom and dad sent me down
    to deal with all of it!
    A     F      B    C
    yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

        yes I'm jesus christ
        back to set the record straight
        not gonna   write another book 
        for more assholes sellin hate
        now you've got all these labels
        muslim christian jew
        but my mamma sent me down to smack
        some sense back into you

Now I know you're thinking
wasn't Jesus Christ a bit sweeter last time
suffer the little children,
to come unto me

but you try gettin up
up there on that cross
and let's see how sweet you are 
the second time around.[D]

I've got a job to do
i'm here to set you straight
and I won't add to the world's
abundant supply of hate

but don't look to me to be
miss sweetness and light
2000 years and y'all 
still ain't got it right

    CHORUS
    I'm jesus christ
    yeah I'm back my friends
    I've been questioned, arrested, 
    strung up once again
    same planet
    same people
    same low class shit
    but mom and dad sent me down
    to deal with all of it!
    A     F      B    C
    yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
    
        yes I'm jesus christ
        back to set the record straight
        not gonna   write another book 
        for more assholes sellin hate
        now you've got all these labels
        muslim christian jew
        but my mamma sent me down to smack
        some sense back into you