Laramie Crocker
 Singer, Songwriter, Guitarist, Organizer, Techie/Super-geek, Cartoonist, Writer, Poet ...
              ... future Guantanamo Bay resident.

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HolyHedonist.org
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Welcome To Club Fed
CD: Welcome to Club Fed

100 Years
CD: 100 Years

Died Again
CD: Died Again
For a Good Time, stick around and check out my website. You like cartoons? We got cartoons. Flash movies? Cargo, The Chessmaster Plays Ohio. How about writing?  Poems ? You like words? Check out Lexiconophilia. You like music?  We got music. Lots o' music: Welcome to Club Fed, 100 Years, Died Again, Electricity, Classical Piano: Joy Crocker, Live, local Bay Area musicians: LiveAndUnplugged.org.  This is all original content that I've either created or collaborated on. Enjoy.

CD - Welcome to Club Fed
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CD: "Welcome to Club Fed"

$5 including shipping and booklet.   Order HERE
Satisfaction guaranteed or I'll refund your money!


This is a rockin', jazzy, slammin' studio album with some great Bay Area musicians.  Fun, groovy songs, with beats and beautiful harmonies.  But you won't hear this album on mainstream radio.  So please support  alternative music by listening, and passing the links on to friends.  And if you are so moved, buy yourself a copy of the CD.  If you don't like it, I'll refund your money and shipping cost.


"Laramie is the Tom Lehrer of our times, the Musical Michael Moore"
-- Patricia and Daniel Elsberg (author, the Pentagon Papers)


 
Hey folks, before you leave, be sure to check out the Senator Barack Obama speech: A More Perfect Union. This kind of thing comes along once in 40 years, and we can witness it now. If you ever wondered what the big deal about Senator Obama was about, watch this.
Listen to some mixes of songs from my new album, "Redemption"
1: When the Devil Came to California
2: The Perfect Crime (a song about Cheney in his undisclosed location)

 
Listen to my new song Motherless    Visit  Mr. Cooper

My mother, the amazing concert pianist, organist, music director, teacher, award-winning composer, and world-bopping peace activist, Joy Crocker,  passed away  April 21, 2006. Listen to the amazing recordings we did of her playing piano in March, on Joy's Website

Special Message to my darling nieces whose Unification Church (Rev. Moon) parents have forbidden me from seeing them. Read it here.

Location of Osama bin Laden revealed here.

Randal Mitros
         Listen to my song Electricity, with drummer Randal Mitros, recorded in Berkeley, CA in March 2006.

song: Lay Me Down
         Lay Me Down

I've written a hymn for fallen soldiers, called "Lay Me Down". It is an adaptation of the song "Ballad of the Green Berets."

Read the lyrics and hear the mp3 here:

    Lay Me Down

Laramie at Diebold Rally, Sacramento CA
         Little Black Boxes

Listen to  and see the lyrics for my song Little Black Box, which we just played at a rally at the Secretary of State's office.  It highlights the problems of the Diebold voting machines here in California and in the rest of the country.

Also, check out my flash movie: "The Chessmaster Plays Ohio"

Laramie Crocker and Wendi Olson at Breasts Not Bombs rally          Breasts Not Bombs!

Here we are at a Breasts Not Bombs rally at the state capital, Sacramento, CA, protesting the War, the Special Election, and sexual discrimination in exercising freedom of speech.  Read the full story.

        
GOD BLESS AMERICA! In NY recently, I had a few altercations with NYPD and the MTA station agents, for committing the crime of exercising Freedom of the Press. Read about the latest chilling of your rights, New York style.

CD - 100 Years
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CD: "100 Years"

This is an experimental album in layered sound, using chant, digital looping, and unusual collected sounds.

Check out the tracks and listen to them HERE.


CD: "Died Again"

Listen to the demo of my new songs from my upcoming album "Died Again":
   I'm Jesus Christ    Lyrics
   Not This Time    Lyrics
   The Christian Life    Lyrics (Louvin Brothers)
   Brownsville General Store    Lyrics
   Good Days Coming    Lyrics
   A Guy Named Jim    Lyrics
   Sinner's Two Step    Lyrics

Organized religion so corrupts spirituality as to loose the point of the great teachings and spiritual experiences of humankind.

"I'm Jesus Christ" tells of the experience of being Jesus, come back to Earth and finding that humans still don't get the lessons available in the Bible, Torah and Koran. Worse, is all the Republichristians who seem to skip the parts about it being easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter Heaven, and about feeding the hungry and giving to the poor, turning the other cheek, and Thou Shalt Not Kill.

"The Christian Life" is a beautiful old timey country gospel song by the Louvin Brothers, from 1958, covered famously by the Byrds. I recorded it when my Christian relatives spurned and rejected me from their Christian Life for having very carefully chosen moral values that I follow closely, but nevertheless ones that didn't match their "Christian Values", once again selectively choosing which parts of Jesus's teachings to follow.

"Not This Time" is a work in progress, I hope to craft more lyrics that show the politically pious for what they are.

"I'm Jesus Christ", "Not This Time", and "The Christian Life" are in the gospel style, and were recorded in Brownsville, VT, October 2005. "Not This Time", "The Christian Life", and "Sinner's Two-Step" include the wonderful Wendi Olson.

The album is a skewering of organized religion, but a celebration of the only really good part of sacred worship: the music.
 
photo: wendi olson

New Recording: "Lucky Man"

Listen to my own rendition of Emerson, Lake and Palmer's Lucky Man -- recorded October 2005.

New Tee Shirts!
terrorists
hero-looter
girasshole t-shirt
If you'd like to order one of these shirts, please drop me an eMail: Contact Laramie

Live & Unplugged!
A series of music gatherings and performances. Some are open mic, some are invitational.  All are free to attend, and feature great acoustic music and spoken word.  I host or co-host the events in this series. We've done them in Berkeley, CA, San Francisco, CA, and Brownsville, VT.
    Visit LiveAndUnplugged.org for more details.

 

  www.b-rant.com Home of the Web-Rant. I started this site as a way to vent about the impending war against Iraq. I then posted links to it when I was working to get Gov. Howard Dean elected President. Lots of fun, useful information for informing your Red-State relatives.

Visit Laramie's Stories, where you can find my fiction and non-fiction writing.

    Read my poems.  

  Check out the b-rant blog! This is a group blog that I contribute to, along with a few other wacky, literary folk. You can see my entries here: Laramie's blog You can get the RSS feed, too.


Want to read the latest in subersively silly linguistic exploration? Of course you do! Visit the Lexiconophilia that I created with Wendi Olson.
Learn new words like Vapidometer, CubeHead, Pretentiometer, Borocrat, and Monogatrois.
 

  Wendi Olson and I founded the Church of the Holy Hedonist to celebrate Hedonism as a way to spiritual salvation and true moral integrity. Visit the church at www.HolyHedonist.org. Celebrate Saturday night, sleep in Sunday morning!

I created the FU Megacorp parody site to protest the usurpation and trademarking of the English language by Corporatia. Click to visit FU Megacorp  


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